One of my personal goals this "school year" is to take photos of the hilarious things I witness while i travel. But my camera no longer works. so maybe soon.
BUT, last week i did make a note of 3 things that i thought to be funny...
1. it seems that every high school has a janitor named "Willie"
2. Attention: all grown men, in big trucks, with mud tires, dressed in camo... Please note that it is NOT OK, to cut the sleeves off of your t-shirt in such a way that exposes your hairy, chubby nipples. We, the population around you, DO NOT want to see the jiggly masses of flesh pointing at us in the office at your child's high school. Read a book.
3. When renting a car for work, I always wonder who drove the car before I do. What are they like? What is their story?
I often look for signs in the rental car, maybe a cd left in the cd player will give me a hint, or maybe a receipt.
This time I found a Popeyes chicken box under the seat.....
Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable--if anything is excellent or praiseworthy--think about such things.
4 comments:
The person who had that car before you is overweight (maybe only slightly). If you get a whole box of fried stuff, eat it in the car, and it's empty when you leave it there... you can hold your grease. It takes practice and consistancy. You can't do that kind of stuff without some kind of fluff on the tush.
well....i like me some popeyes...i ain't gonna lie. then again...i do have quite a fluffy tush!
Humm.....Popeye's chicken box under the seat.....makes me wonder who CLEANED the car before you got in it....Hand it to the Rental manager and say "UMMMM...Thanks for the Chicken you gave me with my rental...it was delicious...."
do you even know the people who comment on your blog? anyways, of course we would realize that we actually managed to rent the same car twice in a row!
(p.s. ...why would you ever think i would say that?)
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